Monday, July 6, 2009

Nothing spells "FATASS" like...

-an In N Out license plate frame.

-signing up for the Sprinkles Cupcakes mailing list.

-being on a first name basis with McDonalds employees.

-getting weekly email coupons from the Honeybaked Ham Company... and using them.

-having a "regular order" at all major fast food restaurants.

-being the author of a blog titled Confessions of a Fat Bitch.

(feel free to comment with your own)

1 comment:

  1. - going to McDonalds and buying every single thing on the dollar menu.

    - eating an entire pint of ben & jerry's cherry garcia in one sitting.

    -going to cherry top more than once in one day.

    - sitting in bed with a care package from your parents filled with the three c's (cookies, chips, and candy).

    - sleeping with the said care package.



    i could go on for days but i'll end it there.

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